Zoomerfi · Robinhood Chain

Diamond hands. But make it a pet.

A Zoomie is an NFT that owns its own wallet, and that wallet owns real stocks. Meme ones. Fast-food ones. You raise the Zoomie by feeding it. It refuses to sell. Ever.

Hatching is free and needs no wallet. Connect a wallet only to join the allowlist. We will never ask for a seed phrase or a token approval.

6,500Allowlist + public
FreeHatch demo
6,969Genesis supply
RobinhoodGenesis chain
GEN BAG #0001
this thing owns HOOD now.
The Bag · its wallet, not yours

Your Zoomie owns stuff.

Every Zoomie ships with its own onchain wallet, the Bag. Not your wallet. Its wallet. Sell the Zoomie and the Bag goes with it, stocks and all. And yes, we let it buy meme stocks.

Zoomie #0001's Bag

bag · 0x6551…b09a · Robinhood Chain
MOCKUP
    How the stock thing works (yes it's real, no it's not fancy)
    1. We buy the shares. Actual stock, actual brokerage, held by the desk.
    2. Your Zoomie gets credited. Its Bag shows exactly what it owns, to the share.
    3. Cash out whenever. Say the word, we sell, you get paid. Your Zoomie sulks.

    Generational wealth, one meme at a time.

    Real / ships at mint Coming soon Mockup art

    The stock part is real, done the dumbest way that works. ETH, USDG and cosmetics land in the Bag as those systems ship. No yield, no dividends, no promises. Just a small green idiot with a wallet and a stock app.

    Raise it

    Feed it. It ages up. It never sells.

    You raise a Zoomie by doing small things: check in, complete a daily, refer a friend. Every feed pushes it through a stage. Stages change how it looks and what it unlocks. They never change what it owns.

    Collection

    6,969 Zoomies. Fixed forever.

    Numbers are provisional until the final qualified allowlist count is known. Genesis supply can never be increased. It is enforced in the contract.

    Allowlist tiers

    How you get in.

    Security

    What we will never do.

    No seed phrases

    Ever. The allowlist is a free signed message. No transaction, no approval.

    No yield promises

    The Bag holds shares. That's the whole claim. No APY, no dividends, no passive income.

    No hidden supply

    Max supply is enforced in the contract and can never be raised. Reserves are published.

    No affiliation

    Zoomerfi is an independent project on Robinhood Chain. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood.